۩۞۩ لمس مرگ ۩۞۩

              ادامه مطلب کلیک کن و حالشو ببر

به روز مرگ چو تابوت من روان باشد
گمان مبر که مرا درد این جهان باشد

برای من مگری و مگو دریغ دریغ
به دوغ دیو درافتی دریغ آن باشد

جنازه‌ام چو ببینی مگو فراق فراق
مرا وصال و ملاقات آن زمان باشد

مرا به گور سپاری مگو وداع وداع
که گور پرده جمعیت جنان باشد

فروشدن چو بدیدی برآمدن بنگر
غروب شمس و قمر را چرا زیان باشد

تو را غروب نماید ولی شروق بود
لحد چو حبس نماید خلاص جان باشد

کدام دانه فرورفت در زمین که نرست
چرا به دانه انسانت این گمان باشد

کدام دلو فرورفت و پر برون نامد
ز چاه یوسف جان را چرا فغان باشد

دهان چو بستی از این سوی آن طرف بگشا
که های هوی تو در جو لامکان باشد

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ما زبالاییم و بالا میرویم
ما زدریاییم و دریا میرویم

ما از آن جا و از اینجا نیستیم
ما زبیجاییم و بیجا میرویم

"لا اله"اندر پی "الا الله"است
همچو "لا"ما هم به "الا" میرویم

کشتی نوحیم در طوفان روح
لاجرم بی دست و بی پا میرویم

خوانده ای"انا الیه راجعون"
تا بدانی که کجاها میرویم

هین سخن خاموش کن با ما بیا
بین که ما از رشک بی ما میرویم

ای که هستی ما ره را مبند
ما به کوه قاف و عنقا میرویم

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هر نفس آواز عشق می رسد از چپ و راست
ما به فلک می رویم عزم تماشا کراست

ما به فلک بوده ایم یار ملک بوده ایم
باز همانجا رویم جمله که آن شهر ماست

خود ز فلک برتریم و ز ملک افزون تریم
زین دو چرا نگذریم منزل ما کبریاست

خلق چو مرغابیان زاده ز دریای جان
کی کند اینجا مقام مرغ کزان بحر خاست

بلکه به دریا دریم جمله درو حاضریم
ورنه ز دریای دل موج پیاپی چراست

آمد موج الست کشتی قالب ببست
باز چو کشتی شکست نوبت وصل و لقاست

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به نقاش گفتم نقاشی از زندگی بکش

       عکس حبابی بر لبه دریا کشید

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در جواني غصه خوردم ، هيچ كس يادم نكرد

در قفس ماندم ، ولي صياد آزادم نكرد

آتش عشق ، چنان از زندگي سيرم كرد

آرزوي مرگ كردم ، مرگ هم يادم نكرد

آهنگ جدید و بسیار جنجالی آتیش بازی با صدای آتیش و ۰۹۱۲

با حجم کم

بر روی ادامه مطلب کلیک کنید

 هرگز نمي تواني در حاليکه دستهايتان را در جيب خود فرو برده ايد از نردبان موفقيت بالا برويد 

مدتها پيش آموختم که نبايد با خوک کشتي گرفت، خيلي کثيف مي‌‌شوي و مهم‌تر آنکه خوک از اين کار لذت مي‌برد. - جورج برنارد شاو

اگه جوک باهال .جدید . خنده دار می خوای ادامه مطلبو کلیک کن

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You are Persian if...

1. at your party you play techno songs the whole freakin' night.
2. you drink tea at the end of the night to sober up
3. You remove the 318 emblem from your BMW and install M3 wheels on the car.
4. You brag to your friend that your BMW was shipped from Germany
5. You keep your black leather jacket on the whole night at the party eventhough it's warm as hell
6. Your parents always call you to help them fill out form that are in English
7. Your parents always complain about the food at the local
persian restaurant eventhough they go there every weekend
8. All your persian friends are DJ's
9. You talk in an italian NY style dilect.."yo, ha yoo doin?"
10. After 15 years of marriage, your mother still calls your wife "Aroos"
one day a hot lady is falling down from a building when the first christian guy catches her and says will you sleep with me? she said no, then the second chritian guy who caught asked the same question said the same and she said no, the third guy asked the same question and she said NO! then she said to herself, the next guy who catches her she is going to other to sleep with him, so a muslim guy catches her and she says : "ill sleep with you", then the muslim guy says "estaxferola'h" and drops her.

Once two Uzbeks wanted to finally have some fun with a prostitute. They came together and collected some money. They found out that they have money for a one whore.
When they went to escort service the whore told them that they had to use condoms and that it is very importand, because she can get pregnant if they wont use condom.
Uzbeks agreed... they had their fun and left home.
Time was passing away and people started noticing that something was wrong with two of them. They were like sick...
After only two weeks one of them calls the other and says(sick and tired voice):
-" Listen buddy, i can't take it anymore"
-"Yeah me too its too hard"
-"You know what? I'll take off my condom..."
-"Yeah, me too. Let that bitch get pregnant".

When an Iranian wants to write an English letter!

This letter was written by an employee of the NIOC (National Iranian Oil Company), Ali Mokhles, back in the 1960`s to his American boss, Mr.Hamilton.

Dear Mr.Hamilton
I, the undersigned, have worked in the NIOC in Masjed-Solyeman for three years, But since Mr.Ahmadi transferred here everything has changed. I don't know "what a wet wood I have sold him" that from the very first day he has been "pulling the belt to my lift" With all kinds of "cat dancing" he has tried to become the "eye and the light" of Mr.Wilson.
He made so much "mouse running" that finally Mr.Wilson "became donkey", and appointed Mr.Ahmadi as his right hand man, and told me to work "under his hand" Mr.Wilson promised me that next year he would make me his right hand man, but "my eye didn't not drink water", and I knew that all these were "hat play", and he was trying to put a "hat on my head" I "put the seal of silence to my lips" and did not say anything.
Since that he was just "putting watermelon under my arms" Knowing that this transfer was only "good for his aunt", I started begging him to forget that I ever came to see him and forget my visit altogether. I said "you saw camel, you did not see camel"....but he was not "getting off the devils donkey" ... "what headache shall I give you" I am now forced to work in the mail house with bunch of "blind, bald, height and half height" people. "Imagine how much my ass burns."
Now Mr.Hamilton, "I turn around your head" you are my only hope and my "back and shelter"...."I swear you to the 14 innocents" please "do some work for me"...."in the resurrection day I`ll grasp your skirt"...."I have six head bread eaters".....I kiss your hand and legs

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An American and an Iranian board a plane to LAX. 
Iranian sits next to American.
American asks: What kind of "ian" are you?
- What?
- I said What kind of "ian" are you?
- I don't understand your question.
- Stupid! Are you Cambodian, Indian or Iranian?
- Oh! I am Iranian.
2 hours passed without a word.
Iranian asks: What kind of "key" are you?
- What?
- Are you a monkey, donkey, or Yankee?

There were 3 Ladies bragging about their husbands' penises. The American lady says, my husband's penis is like Apollo; it goes up when I count 3-2-1. The French lady says, my husband's penis lifts real fast(xeez bar mida'reh)like a Concord. The Iranian lady says, my Rashti husband's penis is like an IranAir plane. It gets up with delay(ba taxir boland miweh), and lands  with technical problems(ba' naqse fanni miwineh)!

A guy asks a Turk ,what kind of a bread do you eat for breakfast, he replies ,three lavashes .Guy asks what about lunch, Turk says ,two taftons. Guy asks how about dinner ,Turk reply ,two sanghaks. Guy says ,so that is a romer that Turks eat barbari. Turk says ,do you think that I eat these mentioned breads with what

Interview in American Embassy
Interviwer:name
Interviwee:Jasim abdul-Ahmed
Interviwer:sex
Arab:10 times a week
Interviewer :no I mean male or female
Arab :there is no difference 

one day a turk goes into an airplane. an american guy sits next to him.the americam guy farts, and says "sorry"
the turk says: pedarsage rangew ham mige!!  

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معرفي سايتها، به معناي تائيد ديدگاههاي آنها نميباشد و مسئوليت مطالب آنها به عهده سايتهاي مربوطه ميباشد